How To Use Feng Shui For Constipation

I’m standing at my desk in Peru.. looking around my office. It’s gorgeous. White walls with exposed eucalyptus wood everywhere. Shipibo “telas” on the wall (beautiful colourful mats some of the Peruvian “ayahuasca tribes” make). A fountain in the corner. Big windows that look straight into mountains and trees. The room wasn’t always like this … Continue reading

The Day Sean Got Hit In The Face With A “Snow” Ball

The other day, we had a snowball fight. In Peru. Where it’s hot, dry and never snows. I know, right. Crazy. But yeah… It happened 🤷 Here’s how the snowball fight went down: Ellie bought some rice from the local tienda on the main road (“tienda” is Spanish for “store”). She brought it home. Cooked … Continue reading

No, My Parents Didn’t Give Me Drugs When I Was 7 Years Old

I remember it like it was yesterday. The corner room of my childhood house. Upstairs. 7 years old. Buried beneath a pile of blankets. Hearing the wild party going on all around me. The chinking of wine glasses. Singing of songs. Dancing. Laughing. Talking. Flirting. Except… …there was no party. I was alone in my … Continue reading

Hilariously Bad Advice You Should NOT Follow

I love the internet. There’s so much funny shit out there. For example, take this piece of advice from someone’s “no-nonsense grandfather”: “If you see a bear and don’t have time to run away, hug it. Bears cannot scratch their stomachs.” — My no-nonsense grandfather (Twitter @roseveleth) Hmmm. I don’t think I’ll test that one … Continue reading