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Unleash your pussy

John Wood, Founder of Rageheart

by John Wood

Zeus and Storm continue to amaze me.

Just last night, I was sitting outside on the veranda while watching the sunset when along comes Zeus (or was it Storm?), gliding through the grass without a sound despite the fact that it was basically dark.

No rustling the grass.

No stepping on twigs or leaves to alert their prey.

Not a whisper.

Amazing.

Of course, pussy cats are small and light (kittens like Storm and Zeus even more so) and that lightness obviously helps.

But stillā€¦

In the dark.

Impressive šŸ˜

Then thereā€™s their ability to jump and climbā€¦ again, with barely a sound.

Zeus (Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s Zeus šŸ¤”) now leaps onto the kitchen countertop when he thinks Iā€™m not looking.

Itā€™s gotta be at least 2-3 feet and yet… heā€™s as quiet as a ninja (minus the samurai sword THANKFULLY šŸ˜³).

Theyā€™re not always quiet though.

When they scratch the couch or climb the poor curtains, I definitely hear that.

And when the vet comes for vaccinations, Storm cries out like sheā€™s stuck in a house on fire (or having the best sex of her life – I’m not sure).

Iā€™m not super into the scratching or screaming but I do love the cuddles šŸ„°

Adyashatmypants and Sean were both away these past few days (Sean needs a fancy spiritual name too, amiright?).

As a result, Zeus and Storm followed me around all day long.

Nap time šŸ˜“

We worked togetherā€¦

ā€¦stretched togetherā€¦

ā€¦and took naps together.

When I was trying to work, theyā€™d both insert themselves between me and my computerā€¦ usually by sitting, standing or walking on my keyboard or mousepad.

But despite all the cuddles, I canā€™t help but wonderā€¦

If Zeus and Storm were suddenly the same size as me (or worse, bigger than me to the same extent that Iā€™m bigger than them now), how long would it take before they ate me?

Would they play with me first like they do with bees, flies, spiders and scorpions?

Would they swat me, then eat me, then drop me down only to swat me across the floor again like they do with spiders now?

How long would it be before they actually ate me?

šŸ¤”

One thing is for sure though:

Zeus and Storm are perfectly in touch with their animal nature.

They donā€™t apologise for who they are.

They donā€™t self-sabotage.

They donā€™t struggle with imposter syndrome.

They donā€™t lay awake at night and worry about how to make enough money to pay their rentā€¦ or how to get that promotion at work or that new client.

No.

Theyā€™re animals.

BEASTS.

Turns out, humans can learn to be like that too.

We can wake up and unleash the beast inside us.

Being a beast doesnā€™t mean being successful or ripped or whatever.

It simply means being in touch with our animal self. The part of us that doesnā€™t worry and stress and think all the time. The part of us that knows how to relax just like Zeus and Storm know how to relax. The part of us that knows how to be aggressive, both in our work AND when it comes to manipulative people and organisations.

Thatā€™s where Rageheart comes in.

Behind all the techniques and tricks to regulate the nervous system is the simple goal of unleashing the beast inside you. Your inner Zeus or Storm. Your inner pussy (cat) šŸ±

While it wonā€™t literally turn you into a cat who can walk through the grass silently or climb trees or leap up to 6 times its heightā€¦

ā€¦it will help you find that beautiful place within where youā€™re relaxed, calm and confident. The place where you know exactly who you are and what youā€™re about.

Get started for free here:

ā€‹https://www.rageheart.co/go/ā€‹

Already a member and feeling the impulse to unleash your inner Zeus or Storm? Hit the ā€œSign Inā€ link on that page and unleash the pussy (cat) inside you.

Cheers,

– John Wood

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