BUT…
They’re not what you think.
Someone emailed me over the weekend about my inflatable butt plugs email.
They loved it of course 😎
They also loved the fact that I talked about them like I was talking about oranges, toast or the weather – and to that I say, WHY THE HELL NOT?
Why should it be weird or awkward or off limits to talk about butt plugs in an email or Daily Rage?
Sex is the most natural thing in the world.
However…
When I told a friend about the email, they didn’t really get it.
I mean, they laughed… but they didn’t understand how an inflatable butt plug actually works. They couldn’t figure out how it, you know, actually gets inside the butt.
Wouldn’t it be like trying to get a balloon in there?
Wouldn’t the balloon POP!?? (😭😭😭😭😭)
Thankfully, that’s not how it works at all.
It’s not simply a balloon-shaped butt plug.
In reality, it’s a normal butt plug except it has a thick rubber balloon wrapped around it. You stick the inflatable butt plug in the same way you’d stick any butt plug in – and then you use the accompanying pump to…
Voilà!
You have achieved inflatable butt plug status (have a gold star ⭐️).
Rageheart is kinda like this too.
Done right, regulating your nervous system is just about the most amazing thing you can do BUT…
…as with all kinds of butt plugs (including inflatable), it can be painful at times…
…and it’s also not always obvious how it works (or how it feels) until you’ve done it.
So yeah 🤷♂️
If you want to try it out for yourself, sign up to Rageheart when it opens again on Dec 15th.
If you’re already a member and feeling that beastly impulse (Rage 9), hit the Sign In link on the page below and get raging:
https://www.rageheart.co/app/
Now, enough about inflatable butt plugs.
😏
Cheers,
John Wood