Your life purpose is to be a tomato (no, really)

You know what Iโ€™m talking about. Round, red and juicy tomatoes ๐Ÿ… Tomatoes that drive your tastebuds wild. Tomatoes that melt your face off and give you toe-curling orgasms (yes, itโ€™s a thing). And you know what? I can think of no higher calling than to be a round, red, JUICY tomato. I mean, think … Continue reading