NOT for the easily offended 🙅‍♂️

First, a warning… If you’re easily offended, DO NOT read this email (or listen to the podcast it refers to). The topics it talks about… well, let’s just say that they’re a little risqué 😈 That means simply mentioning the topics in this email is liable to ruffle some feathers – so if your feathers … Continue reading

Be here now or buy that butt plug?

It’s simple advice. Just be here now. Don’t think. Don’t imagine anything. Just be here now. And yet… It’s incredibly difficult, is it not? Look at how most people live. It’s ALL about distractions. It’s as if the entire world is designed simply to distract us from what’s happening right now. Thinking is simply the … Continue reading

Yes, inflatable butt plugs are actually a thing

BUT… They’re not what you think. Someone emailed me over the weekend about my inflatable butt plugs email. They loved it of course 😎 They also loved the fact that I talked about them like I was talking about oranges, toast or the weather – and to that I say, WHY THE HELL NOT? Why … Continue reading

Sector C of The Milky Way

I’m writing to you from that great lump of mostly-water-covered-rock that’s currently floating in Sector C of The Milky Way. Actually, I have no idea if our humble planet is currently in Sector C. In fact, I have no idea if “Sector C” even exists because I literally just made it up. It’s one of … Continue reading