Tag: lettuce

my dirty little secret

I’d like to tell you a dirty little secret about my life today. You wanna know what it is? I never open my eyes. That’s right. I live my life with my eyes shut. I cook my breakfast with my eyes shut. I write these emails with my eyes shut. Hell, I even go to … Continue reading

Lettuce tell you a story

After my walk this morning, I found a ginormous pile of lettuce leaves in the kitchen. They were picked, washed and they were now drying on a big tray. When Adyashatmypants saw me looking at it, she told me Sean brought it back from Chase’s after BJJ this morning. (Chase and Anna have an awesome … Continue reading

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