I’ve recently been watching How To Build A Sex Room on Netflix.
It’s a solid show.
It has it’s ups and downs (😚) but it’s funny, heart-warming and altogether brilliant.
In the show, interior designer Melanie Rose designs sex rooms (aka. “erotic renovations”) for couples.
During her consultation with each couple, she always brings a bag of sex toys because she wants to find out what they’re into and what they’re terrified of.
So she sits the couple down, grabs her “bag of goodies” and starts pulling out (😏) a variety of erotic devices:
- Whips
- Rabbit vibrators
- Butt plugs
…and so much more.
Of course, not everyone wants the same thing.
Some just want a gorgeous room to romance their partner in and don’t care for the toys… while others?
They have so many sex toys that they need an entire cupboard JUST for toy storage 😳
In other words…
Whips, rabbit vibrators and butt plugs aren’t for everyone.
(I’m imagining someone reading this email, horrified to find that I write about sex toys in The Daily Rage. THE HORROR! Well, here’s what I have to say to you…
…SURPRISE 🥳🤗🥵😘)
Here’s another surprise:
Just like whips, rabbit vibrators and butt plugs aren’t for everyone, neither is Rageheart.
It’s not even for most people.
It’s too powerful, too difficult and too animalistic.
And like I keep saying, it’s not for the faint of heart.
So yeah, it’s not everyone’s cup of tea (or rabbit vibrator 🐇).
Also, while I wasn’t trying to push this idea… I think I’ve actually made a solid argument for why Rageheart is a sex toy for your nervous system. I’ll take it.
Imagine the headlines..
Finally! ECSTASY for your nervous system with TOE-CURLING releases, EARTH-SHATTERING relaxation and the most TANTALIZINGLY DELICIOUS sleep of your life.
(To be continued…)
ANYWAY –
The point of all this sex toy talk is to say…
Instead of telling you who Rageheart is for, I’d rather tell you who it’s NOT for:
With that in mind…
Rageheart is absolutely, unequivocally and categorically NOT for you if…
- You’re 100% satisfied with all the usual self-help solutions (meditation, gratitude lists, talk therapy, journaling, life coaching, big pharma, self-help books, affirmations, breath work, etc – you know, the USUAL shit everyone recommends)
- You want to stay at the level of the mind and keep thinking about all that ails you (because it feels more comfortable and safe to you than actually learning to FEEL what’s going on inside you)
- You’re looking for a socially-approved painkiller… not a REAL solution to your suffering. Double espressos, online shopping, porn, alcohol, Netflix and work. As long as it numbs the pain, you’re good with it.
- You want things to be EASY, FAST and COMFORTABLE and you want life to continue as it has been. No large-scale changes to your life. No major shifts. That’s way too scary, thank you very much.
- You want a therapist, counsellor, psychologist, health care specialist or someone who validates themselves with a piece of paper. Those are all wonderful things… but I am not any of them and I don’t have a piece of paper to validate me. I simply know this stuff works because I’ve lived it.
- Last but not least… don’t sign up to Rageheart if you’re offended by f-bombs, sex jokes and bad puns.
I could go on… but you get the idea 🤓
So…
Did I convince you NOT to sign up to Rageheart?
I hope so.
But just in case I failed, sign up to Rageheart here:
You’ve got until Sunday night to sign up and then the doors close.
Oh, and there’s only 4 spots left…
John Wood