It was lunchtime with Adyashatmypants (aka. Elly Mac, my sister).
We were on the main road that runs through the Sacred Valley, at a tiny little Peruvian restaurant.. and we had no idea what to expect since we’d only been in Peru for a few days.
Hell, we hardly knew enough Spanish to even order our food 🤦♂️
In the end, I don’t think we asked for anything… but luckily the food just came out.
Roast chicken and potatoes with some kind of weird purple drink.
While we devoured our food and sipped our weird purple drink, a scrappy black dog came over to the rickety table, hoping for a piece of our chicken.
I chucked some scraps at him and he munched them down as you’d expect a hungry stray dog to do.
Then he drifted away…
…and came back 2 minutes later with a yellow rubber glove in his mouth (I guess he was still hungry? mmmmm yellow rubber 🤤).
I turned to Ellie and said:
“I think he needs a hand…”
Ellie (ie. Adyashatmypants) lost her shit. Almost fell off her chair in her Super Spiritual White Guru Robe.
See, we have this thing with bad jokes. We love them. More than most people.
Problem is, most of ours suck.
For every good pun or Dad joke that makes us laugh, we probably go through 5-10 that don’t even get a giggle or a snort.
Such is the life of 2 people who are absolutely not comedians 🤷♂️
Anyway, today I have a question for you:
Do you need a hand?
If meditation isn’t fixing the problem…
If gratitude lists aren’t working for you…
If breath work, $49 Moleskine journals, Stoicism, 17 cups of coffee or yellow rubber gloves aren’t making you feel healthier, happier and more ALIVE…
…it sounds like you DO need a hand.
Well, I’ve got a hand for you.
It’s called Rageheart and it blows everything I just mentioned out of the water.
It’s currently closed to new members but it’ll open up again in January… so if you want something that actually works (unlike the self-help bandaids I just mentioned), sign up when it opens up again.
If you’re already a member and feeling that beastly rage (Rage 9), hit the “Sign In” on the page below and get raging: