It was lunchtime with Adyashatmypants (aka. Elly Mac, my sister).
We were on the main road that runs through the Sacred Valley, at a tiny little Peruvian restaurant.. and we had no idea what to expect since weâd only been in Peru for a few days.
Hell, we hardly knew enough Spanish to even order our food đ¤Śââď¸
In the end, I donât think we asked for anything… but luckily the food just came out.
Roast chicken and potatoes with some kind of weird purple drink.
While we devoured our food and sipped our weird purple drink, a scrappy black dog came over to the rickety table, hoping for a piece of our chicken.
I chucked some scraps at him and he munched them down as youâd expect a hungry stray dog to do.
Then he drifted awayâŚ
âŚand came back 2 minutes later with a yellow rubber glove in his mouth (I guess he was still hungry? mmmmm yellow rubber đ¤¤).
I turned to Ellie and said:
âI think he needs a handâŚâ
Ellie (ie. Adyashatmypants) lost her shit. Almost fell off her chair in her Super Spiritual White Guru Robe.
See, we have this thing with bad jokes. We love them. More than most people.
Problem is, most of ours suck.
For every good pun or Dad joke that makes us laugh, we probably go through 5-10 that donât even get a giggle or a snort.
Such is the life of 2 people who are absolutely not comedians đ¤ˇââď¸
Anyway, today I have a question for you:
Do you need a hand?
If meditation isnât fixing the problemâŚ
If gratitude lists arenât working for youâŚ
If breath work, $49 Moleskine journals, Stoicism, 17 cups of coffee or yellow rubber gloves arenât making you feel healthier, happier and more ALIVEâŚ
âŚit sounds like you DO need a hand.
Well, Iâve got a hand for you.
Itâs called Rageheart and it blows everything I just mentioned out of the water.
Itâs currently closed to new members but itâll open up again in January⌠so if you want something that actually works (unlike the self-help bandaids I just mentioned), sign up when it opens up again.
If youâre already a member and feeling that beastly rage (Rage 9), hit the âSign Inâ on the page below and get raging:
âhttps://www.rageheart.co/app/â
Cheers,
John Wood