John Wood ā¦my friend Marianne sent me the following message after yesterdayās email and it was so good that I had to share it with you: You crack me up hahaha. Just in case you needed more information about butt plugsā¦ā¦ š¤£ Attached to Marianneās message was a photo of, you guessed it, a butt plug. However, it was … Continue reading
BUTā¦ Theyāre not what you think. Someone emailed me over the weekend about my inflatable butt plugs email. They loved it of course š They also loved the fact that I talked about them like I was talking about oranges, toast or the weather – and to that I say, WHY THE HELL NOT? Why … Continue reading
Peru is home these days while my cat Foxy is still back in Australiaā¦ ā¦however Iāll always remember her dinner time madness. Iād cram her bowl with some delicious treats (tuna, chicken or sometimes a thin sliver of butter)ā¦ ā¦transport the bowl to her eating mat on the groundā¦ ā¦and finally, Iād whack the bowl … Continue reading
There it stood: Iād cooked up a fat plate of chicken thigh enveloped in rich creamy sauce for Foxy. She took one bite. Then two. Then 5 more. But then, something happened. Something weird. With at least 7 mouthfuls left, Foxy turned her nose up and skulked away. She didnāt make any excuses. She didnāt … Continue reading
Did you know that animals in the wild rarely get PTSD? Tigers. Lions. Hyenas and gazelles. Chipmunks, monkeys and rats. Incredible, right? But put them into captivity and they start exhibiting symptoms of PTSD – just like the average human being in the modern world. Anxiety. Depression. Inability to relax. Digestive problems. Social media addictions. … Continue reading
Tears streamed down my face that day š I was on a farm in the Southern Highlands, 3 hours from Sydney, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 4 years the day before. Rolling green hills in every direction. Pristine blue skies. Curious sheep, mooing cows and at least a few killer brown snakes thatāll … Continue reading
Way back before I discovered the nervous system approach to unleashing the beast, I did what everyone else does: I did everything I could to control my computer (aka. my mind). I remember meditating beside the lake at Chiang Mai University in Thailand. Iād close my eyes and do my best to focus on my … Continue reading
I was in Cusco recently for a Tinder date and it got me thinkingā¦ Dating is ALL about safety, kisses and inflatable butt plugs š With kisses, itās obvious. Whether we like a little tongue or not, we all want to kiss and be kissed. Then thereās inflatable butt plugs. Admittedly, theyāre not everyoneās cup … Continue reading
I remember it like it was yesterday. I was in Thailand at the time. Chiang Mai to be exact (aka. Northern Thailandā¦ the foothills of the Himalayas). Luscious jungles, refreshing waterfalls and motorbikes that I drove wayyyyyy too fast through the mountains š¬ Like every human being ever, I was trying to make my life … Continue reading
Before you read another Daily Rage, please read this important medical disclaimer. As you know, Rageheart is designed to unleash the beast inside you. While this may sound like a lovely thingā¦ itās not without danger, challenge or randos thinking youāre either crazy or a total asshole. Side effects include: ā ļø You may lose interest … Continue reading